September 30, 2009

Living the High Life at the Football








Because we are esteemed members of Phoenix's elite, we had tickets for the swanky club level at University of Phoenix stadium. Among the benefits are a special express lane to enter the stadium and, once you're in, a comfy lounge area with other NFL games on TV, edible pizza, Stella on tap, and (the crowning glory) shorter lines for the shitter. I'm not sure that being told to enjoy the game fifty times by fifty people was necessary, but it's better than being manhandled by some police academy reject.
One of the highlights of the game was the giant inflated cardinal head. Players came rumbling out while flames shot skyward. I was disappointed when deflation time arrived.
Mexican-themed halftime show. I was hoping the dancing ladies would tackle the Mariachi dudes at the 50, but no such luck.
Throwball Limey showing the effects of massive weekend paahtyin'.


Unfortunately, the game kinda sucked (i.e., the Cardinals kinda sucked).

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